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Cerulean Hail is a procrastinator, avid reader and a Nintendo fan, with a penchant for writing and doodling.

She also has a secondary tumblr about gaming, mainly ACNL @ Rhapsody (view Tab)
mistercoventry:

Oh, they grow up so fast.

TvT Powerpuff teens.
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mistercoventry:

Oh, they grow up so fast.

TvT Powerpuff teens.

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#powerpuff girls  #rebloghail  
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Star Wars? Fake!

iworkatapubliclibrary:

A young boy approached the front desk. He comes into the library regularly and is ahead of his age in maturity. He wanted to know where he could find Star Wars books. We have quite a few fiction but also non-fiction Star Wars books. The non-fiction can be about the history and making of Star Wars.

Me: “Are you interested in fiction or non-fiction?”

Boy [long pause, with serious expression]: ”You do realize that Star Wars is fake right?”

 Boy got sense.

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hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Check out this blog if you enjoy wasting your life!

My story’s cycle.
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hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Check out this blog if you enjoy wasting your life!

My story’s cycle.

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bettycrockerofficial:

I’m going to fuck Plankton

Spongebob Squarepants, bishiefied.

(Source: clarkchan1211)

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phil-irish-artist:

By copyrighting his property as an artwork, he has prevented oil companies from drilling on it.

Peter Von Tiesenhausen has developed artworks all over his property in northern Alberta.  There’s a boat woven from sticks that is gradually being reclaimed by the land; there is a fence that he adds to each year of his life, and there are many “watching” trees, with eyes scored into their bark.

Oil interests pester him continually about drilling on his land.  His repeated rebuffing of their advances lead them to move toward arbitration.  They made it very clear that he only owned the top 6 inches of soil, and they had rights to anything underneath.  He then, off the top of his head, threatened them that he would sue damages if they disturbed his 6 inches, for the entire property is an artwork.  Any disturbance would compromise the work, and he would sue.

Immediately after that meeting, he called a lawyer (who is also an art collector) and asked if his intuitive threat would actually hold legally.  The lawyer visited, saw the scope of the work on the property, and wrote a document protecting the artwork.

The oil companies have kept their distance ever since.

This is but one example of Peter’s ability to negotiate quickly on his feet, and to find solutions that defy expectations.

Respect.

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driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Whoah science.
Neato.
Supercool.
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driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

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If I can ever recommend one thing to you, it is this:

cerastes:

I have several done years of RPing, and this has taken me to countless different forums and, if you are at all familiar with RP forums, let me tell you, they were the lowest of the low some six or seven years ago.

In one of these forums, a legendary tale happened, a tale that, if…

While I don’t have any terrible experience with RPing, it is still an epic read. :3

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kittykaterpilla whispered,

Favorite series(es) you can think of, their genres, and a basic summary

booksandhotchocolate:

Harry Potter - abused orphan boy discovers he has magical powers and someone tries to kill him at the end of every school year

Lord of the Rings - Ring causes problems everywhere

 Hunger Games - Girl becomes an accidental and unwilling symbol of the rebellion. Rebellion ensues. 

Game of Thrones - Fuck, Marry, Kill anyone and everyone. No one is safe

Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Kids who can’t sit still discover they’re children of the gods. Monsters trying to kill then all the time

Heroes of Olympus - Kids become older. See above

Divergent - People can’t have multiple attributes. Must stick only to one of five choices. Or else…

Mortal Instruments - Descendants of angels killing demons. Who cares about incest? Refer to all books.

Infernal Devices - Old fashioned demon fighting. Love triangle that will keep you wanting everyone to end up with everyone. 

Throne of Glass - young assassin has a secret past, king is a monster, prince is complete opposite

Lunar Chronicles - Cyborg girl, prince trying to do what is right, queen ruining everything in  her path

The Selection - Have you watched The Bachelor? Just without all that kissing and stuff, they have class after all

Unwind - organ donation to the extreme

Sums up most of my favourite series well. xD

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#rebloghail  

yainterrobang:

LIST OF THE WEEK: TEN HIGH FANTASY NOVELS
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So many books, so little time…

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